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80's Metal

Hard Rock/Heavy Metal music made during the metal explosion in the eighties. Most of it is actually pretty good if you can get over the crazy hair, makeup, and spandex.

See Hair Metal.
Iron Maiden, Mötley Crüe, Kiss, Metallica, AC/DC.

It may be cheesy, but at least it's not nu-metal.
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80's Metal

Heavy Metal from the 1980's.
Contrary to what the entry above says, Motley Crue and KISS are NOT metal. Motley Crue is hair metal, aka the nu metal before nu metal and KISS is just crappy soft-rock.

Iron Maiden along with Judas Priest, Megadeth, Anthrax, Overkill, Helloween, Metallica, etc are REAL Heavy Metal from the 80's, 80's Metal

80's metal drummer 

as you slamming a girl in the vagina, poke your tongue, do the devil's horns and with your free hand, beat the shit out of her with a drumstick.
guy 1: i was doing this girl in da pussy, then i totally 80's metal drummered her.

guy 2: dude, thats sweet, did you KO her with the drumstick?
80's metal drummer by dickentot April 20, 2010
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