8===) is an average sized penis, 8=) this is the size of a person who leaves because he is not imposter in among us, and this is Danny DeVito penis 8========)
dad "hey honey 8===)" boy "dad what the fuck?" dad "what your mom just sent that to me" boy "dad that means penis" dad "oooohhhhh"
Can be used as an abbreviation for "fuck in the ass" or used to add emphasis to a statement along these lines. Typically only used within internet dialogue.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.