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7th graders

7th graders are in a world of their own. Their hormones are finally kicking in they don't know what to do with them. They spend endless hours texting messages that could have been said in one simple phone call. They DATE someone for a week and are devasted when they break up. They rarely bathe unless reminded, wear the same hoodie for the whole school year, do not feel the need to bring a pencil to class EVERYDAY!They try every way to wear their pants except the correct way...sagging, skinny....They are always enthralled in some type of drama especially the girls. Boys don't know that they stink enough after gym class that they need deodorant and the girls use their periods to go to the bathroom way more than they should. They know way more about sex and drugs than I did in the 80's! Its an interesting breed yet I wouldnt teach any other age group.
example: 7th graders are like aliens
7th graders by leximom15 December 26, 2011
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7th graders

Really nice, sweet, funny, scary, interesting, people who can't get off of Urban Dictionary. They also tend to be really smart and good dancers and musicians.
I'm going to miss the 7th graders.
7th graders by Kimikiwiz June 19, 2011

A Headache of 7th Graders 

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.
I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

7th grader 

Coming from a current 7th grader

It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary

Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.

Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less

so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck
i don’t really have an example, sorry, im not good at explaining shit. don’t wanna confuse u guys
7th grader: omg drama is so cool
7th grader by lame_wannabe_emo_here September 22, 2019

7th grader 

This is coming from a current 7th grader.

A lot of them give us a bad name. They can't spell, they think they can DATE in 7th grade (Some think they're in LOVE. How funny is that?), and their Myspaces are cluttered with Glitter Graphics. A LOT of the guys are immature. All they do is make sexual jokes and say "That's what she said." Some think they're emo. Some will be wanna-be scene kids next year. (Judging by all the 8th graders.)

I'm nothing like that. I'm in 7th grade, and I like George Michael and Tom Jones. I do not dress like a slut and I don't think I'm superior to anybody. I'm not obnoxious.

The rest are just normal 7th graders. You can't really write a definition for '7th grader' because they're all different.
This is a 7th grader's Facebook status. She's from my school.

"stayed up all night talkinn' to himm. he isz my liyyfe now (:"

Next day: (No, I'm serious, the NEXT day.)

"I'm tired of thisz bullshit! I'm single, and staying that way! (:"

The next week she had a new boyfriend, and she broke up with him a day later and called him a fag.
7th grader by No Jacket Required January 26, 2010

7th Grader 

A Lot of people older than people in seventh grade give 7th graders a bad reputation. I just got out of 7th grade and it is HELL. I do agree with a lot of definitions for this word, though. A lot of 7th graders DO start drama, and a lot of them do it on purpose. A lot of them ARE immature and make stupid sexual and sexist jokes. AND many of them think they are in love and can date. Obviously, as a recent seventh grader, many people in my class have dated people and I understand that sometimes you will find someone you want to date. That dosent mean your in love. Chances are, you two will be broken up within a couple days. These definitions dont go for all seventh graders though, because so of them are pretty cool. Its RARE though. (And yea, a lot of them are wannabe emos.) But I know I dont fit this definition, because I hate drama, and Im friends with a lot of people older than me who I dont think I annoy. Some 7th graders arent obsessed with Justin Bieber, etc. Some like all different types of music, Me, personally metal. There should be way more than one definition of a seventh grader, because not all of them are annoying, sexist pigs. (But a lot are.)
High Schooler: Hey, guess what? Seventh graders are annoying and immature, and are way too obsessed with trying to be emo!
7th Grader: Not all of them, some are pretty cool.
High Schooler: Nahh dont think so.
7th Grader by MetallicaFor2011 August 13, 2011

7th grader 

(this is coming from a current 7th grader)
A dumbass child who starts to learn about life. Mostly boys have this tendency tho pre 7th graders are anxious to go to 7th grade but, turns out theres nothing that special ab it, its just 6th grade but harder. There isnt as big of dramas except crushes and that sort of bs. Girls start wearing mascara but they look like young prostitutes (thank god im not one of them) and or eyeliner in addition to this they wear crop tops i hate it so much. Another big change is that boys start to interact with girls, before 7th grade both genders stayed as far away from eachother now they come closer and closer each day. Dont believe what all the videos tell you about 7th grade because nothing much happens here.
Oh look at that 7th grader with all that make up.
7th grader by no one likes canada November 5, 2018
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