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50footer 

A person (usually female) that appears from a distance of at least 50 feet to be attractive. However, once one is within the range of 50 feet, he/she begins to realize that the person is only attractive from a long distance, and is actually slightly ugly.
I was walking up to this girl to get her number, but she got less and less hot as I got closer.

So, she was a 50footer?

Yeah, too bad my dick isn't 50 feet long.
50footer by theDoc70 June 18, 2011
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50 footer 

a chic that only looks good from 50 feet and beyond
i saw a 50 footer in gym the other day. from one end of the gym she was ws hot then as i got closer she got uuuggglllyyy!
50 footer by dawg82 July 1, 2006
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50 footer 

someone (usually female) who look good from 50 or 100 feet.

how good she/he looks from a distance
Hey man see that chick over there.

Yea

Shes a 50 footer, any closer she dont look so good
50 footer by Tboy13579 November 24, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008