Definitions by theDoc70

50footer 

A person (usually female) that appears from a distance of at least 50 feet to be attractive. However, once one is within the range of 50 feet, he/she begins to realize that the person is only attractive from a long distance, and is actually slightly ugly.

I was walking up to this girl to get her number, but she got less and less hot as I got closer.

So, she was a 50footer?

Yeah, too bad my dick isn't 50 feet long.

50footer by theDoc70 June 18, 2011