theDoc70's definitions
A person (usually female) that appears from a distance of at least 50 feet to be attractive. However, once one is within the range of 50 feet, he/she begins to realize that the person is only attractive from a long distance, and is actually slightly ugly.
I was walking up to this girl to get her number, but she got less and less hot as I got closer.
So, she was a 50footer?
Yeah, too bad my dick isn't 50 feet long.
So, she was a 50footer?
Yeah, too bad my dick isn't 50 feet long.
by theDoc70 June 18, 2011
Get the 50footer mug.