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50% erectile dysfunction is a medical condition where a penis can only become partially erect and remains so for an extended period of time. Various symptoms can include your girl leaving you, being attracted to men, liking fem boys, liking trans men, getting hard in the gym, watching gay porn, sticking your finger up your but and blowing on your thumb and your penis not getting bigger, the most severe symptom includes being tucked in at night by your father.
*sends dick pick with the text "I got 50-ED syndrome"
*her "damn imagine how big it would be if you didn't"
*her sends dick pick to show off "I don't have 50-ED"
*him "holy sh*t that's gargantuan"
50-ED by Rad Chad09 April 7, 2023
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.50 cal-ed 

In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, rapid firing a Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle at extreme close range without looking down the scope.
A: "Holy shit! I just got .50 cal-ed from a yard away!"

B: (Man 1) "What are you doing wasting ammo?"

(Man 2) ".50 cal-ing this fool"

C: "HAHAHA, I just totally .50 cal-ed that camper FTW!"
.50 cal-ed by Desu! May 26, 2011
"i have been 51/50ed 3 times since i smoked that bitch"
51/50ed by Andrew Murguia December 7, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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