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4/20/2069 4:20 AM 

4/20/2069 4:20 AM. Fuck me
4/20/2069 4:20 AM by qwerty69420 September 16, 2020

4-20-2069 4:20 AM 

1. The exact date and time at which the level known as Final Destination seen in all Super Smash Brothers' series took its first form within the "World of Light".

2. A timestamp that will only be confirmed to exist through chatboxes of given Public Access Network livestreams in 2069.

3. A timestamp that induces great existential anxiety about humanity's current prospects of survival to the 24th century.
Boss, if we don't make it to 4-20-2069, what happens to the Enterprise?

Well, you know, 4-20-2069 4:20 AM is really just a number and you can still keep it close to your heart.

The Enterprise will always continue to exist with the right captain at hand.

4/20/2069 4:20 AM 

Kill me on 4/20/2069 4:20 AM
4/20/2069 4:20 AM by qwerty69420 September 21, 2020

4-20-2069 4:20 AM 

This is a Month Day Year and year of the MOST iconic meme known to date since the Area 51 meme.
Yo, I cannot wait for 4-20-2069 4:20 AM, like DEADASS.
4-20-2069 4:20 AM by Matty Payo August 23, 2019

4/20/2069 

the day Gamers are elected as senators and have a gamer president with supreme court gamer justices.it is also the day all the xbox live friends you ever had will reunite with you one last time for one final team deathmatch in Rust in MW2.
Zoomer "they said several years ago we would play again tomorrow"

AEoomer "Will you ever see them again dad?"
Zoomer "We will meet again in 4/20/2069...when the most oppressed group is oppressed no more. now come child it is time i teach you how to no-scope.
4/20/2069 by lionheart617 February 17, 2021
The most precious day in future history because the funny weed number and the funny sex number come together. There'll be a bunch of old farts that freak out on this day and the younger generation won't know what's going on.
Grandpa: Sonny, remind me what day is it?
Grandson: April the twentieth
Grandpa: And what year?
Grandson: 2069
Grandpa: Today's the day! 4/20/69! Pass me the bong.
4/20/69 by truddle September 22, 2020
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