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3rd and inches 

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.
Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!
3rd and inches by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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