303rd base

When you are fingering 3 Asian women with only two of your fingers while eating frootloops and having sex with a prostitute from down the block while at the same time getting butt raped by the entire Cleveland brows football team

Person one "Dude! I got to 303rd base last night!"
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*

by The logical answer March 29, 2015

33rd base

when you meet your girlfriend in an empty movie theatre and proceed to have sex but this can only take place if the movie you are watching is a horror

jose: dude i made it to 33rd base last night
juan: no way...what movie
jose: the grudge
juan: nice

by jose jualapeno on a stick May 12, 2008