3 inch 

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge

Damn that is not 3 inches

3 inch by Get bitches March 11, 2022

3 inch bitch 

A fat ginger that's annoying as hell and a complete asshole. He has no friends and watches furry porn and hentai all day. He's overly privileged and get's everything he can get from his parents/grandparents. He also has a small 3 inch dick that he tries to grab for fapping off with but fails.

Hey look it's 3 inch bitch, let's ask him if he managed to ejaculate yet.

3 inch bitch by TheHalfCatracho April 2, 2017

3 inch enforcer 

A man with a very small but very satisfying penis. Usually a guy from Oklahoma or Wyoming. He drives a large truck and always revs it up way too loud. He also has small dick energy

Girl 1: Johnny has a 3 inch enforcer
Girl 2: I know! It’s to die for!

3 inch enforcer by Xll eat my bullets llX November 17, 2020

3 inch yogurt slinger 

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

3 inch yogurt slinger by meme nation December 18, 2017

3 inch gang 

The two inch gang rejects, a band a cowards who couldn't make the "cut" to be apart of something "bigger" than themselves

The 3 inch gang is a dilatant group of cowards not willing to make a "sacrifice" for the greater good of all mankind

Agreed no one man can wield such power without becoming corrupt and creating nothing but disparage

3 inch gang by mynameisnotjeff420 May 3, 2024

5.3 inch

The average penis size for a sixth grader. If you're shorter than that, don't worry, it gets better.

Little hoe, little bitch, suck my 5.3 inch dick!

5.3 inch by ruSkY puSS-PUsS April 20, 2018

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

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