2ton

A man that over weight that likes to wear orange, and looks like a constrution zone.

Doesn't that shirt make him look like 2ton?

2ton by abigail onisky February 22, 2009

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2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

2-ton by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

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2tone

When the shaft of a dick is darker than the head and four-skin.

Did you hear that Nick has a 2tone?

2tone by rofllmfao April 2, 2010

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2tone

using words and sounds or images to convey a personal message while apparently having an ordinary conversation

are we going sex play tennis wife thursday him ?

2tone by whaup April 28, 2005

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2 Ton Tammy

A fat white trash looking girl

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy

2 Ton Tammy by Madam kamay July 5, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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