23andme 

A DNA testing company that claims they can figure out your ancestry by performing research on your saliva. In a way, though, it has actually caused more harm than good, because people mainly use it to feel more cool about themselves. It's also mainly used by white people who want to see if they're part non european, so they can show all of their friends how cool and diverse they are. In reality, though, their friends just think they're libtards who can't come to terms with the fact that they're just white. And black people usually laugh their asses off (in private) when their white friends show them their results that have extremely low percentages of African, yet still act excited about it.

White friend: look, dude, on 23andme it says I'm 2% african. I guess that means I can now say the n word, get into college easier, and I can also be sad because now I know my ancestors were actually slaves.
Black friend: Shut up cracker.

23andme by Obama9999 January 22, 2020

23andMe 

When you have an organization with 24 people, including yourself, it's a 23andMe

Why were all those people at your house last night?
Oh I got 23andMe'd

23andMe by beeebopbrain July 26, 2022

23andme 

A DNA testing service that makes white people feel special about themselves by showing how much of a euromutt they are, but make any other race disappointed by only saying they are 100% of a specific race rather than showing their true ancestry

Chulsoo wanted to see what his exact ethnic background was with 23andme based on Korea's complicated geopolitical history with its neighboring countries. He demanded a refund after it said he was only 100% Korean.

23andme by Leonid117 February 12, 2024

23andme’d 

A surprising family tree update discovered by a 23andme genetics test.

I.e. When you discover that you have a secret half sister or that your uncle is actually your brother.

John just got 23andme’d, none of his kids are his.

23andme’d by i dont know what psuedonym mea April 1, 2019

23andMe Disciple 

Someone who will disregard of family oral tradtion and genealogy to uphold a 23andMe and Ancestry DNA result.

These 23andMe Disciples will listen to anyone but their Ancestors.

23andMe Disciple by darvidosiris July 21, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022