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A DNA testing company that claims they can figure out your ancestry by performing research on your saliva. In a way, though, it has actually caused more harm than good, because people mainly use it to feel more cool about themselves. It's also mainly used by white people who want to see if they're part non european, so they can show all of their friends how cool and diverse they are. In reality, though, their friends just think they're libtards who can't come to terms with the fact that they're just white. And black people usually laugh their asses off (in private) when their white friends show them their results that have extremely low percentages of African, yet still act excited about it.
White friend: look, dude, on 23andme it says I'm 2% african. I guess that means I can now say the n word, get into college easier, and I can also be sad because now I know my ancestors were actually slaves.
Black friend: Shut up cracker.
by Obama9999 January 22, 2020
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Someone who is usually 1/4 Asian and 3/4 European, and therefore can never be a true hapa.
People say Keana Reeves is a hapa, but his dad is only half Chinese. He's a fake hapa.
by Obama9999 April 30, 2019
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Someone who is both a furry and a brony.
Dylan wants to bang Darma from Rock Dog but he also wants to bang Rainbow Dash. He's such a frony!
by Obama9999 March 13, 2019
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