2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis

That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.

by JosephD August 30, 2006

2 Pump Chump

When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting

Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase

Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks

by Rca1021 February 3, 2020