Two a.m.' He swallowed, then said, "You know. The person you can call at two a.m. and, no matter what, you can count on them. Even if they're asleep or it's cold or you need to be bailed out of jail...they'll come for you. It's like, the highest level of friendship.

Sometimes, I call my 2 AM because other people advise me to, but then he's sleeping and then gets angry when woken!

2 am by anandkls December 11, 2011

2 am

The perfect time to go looking for BEANS with the boys.

Me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS!!

2 am by Djhdgv November 10, 2019

2 AM

Someone who isn't very attractive, but isn't horrible.

A male/female who isn't attractive earlier on in the evening. However, when 2 am comes along and the bar/club starts to close, you are willing to take him/her home.

2AM can be used anytime of the day.

Friend- "What do you think about him/her"?
You- " She/he is a 2 AM"

Meaning: No thanks! I'm not that desperate yet.

2 AM by AussieKamikaze September 13, 2011

2 am wanna play?

a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep

tot: 2 am wanna play?

👁👄👁 : no

2 am wanna play? by duckextractor123 May 12, 2020

2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"

2 AM shuffle by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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