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2 minutes 

quick fuck
Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.


(Alton Roberts knows about this!)
2 minutes by le-le September 25, 2003

2 minutes 

The feeling one gets after hitting a popper (tobacco/weed combination. Also the time duration which this intensified high lasts for.
"Dude just leave me alone I'm in my 2 minutes"
2 minutes by ezbakeoven April 8, 2007

2 minutes 

Just lasted 2 minutes boys
2 minutes by Oliver Bootle March 31, 2020

2 minutes 

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much
Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough
2 minutes by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

2 minutes in the closet 

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules
Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won

2 minutes, maybe 4 

1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex

2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex

3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.

He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking
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Palmela Handerson 

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