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2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.
2 & 1/2 week rule by OST November 8, 2007
When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law
U date a girl and in 2 months she has to let you fuck her in the sass or pussy 2-1-2 law
2-1-2 law by Big daddy ogr March 6, 2019

2 1/2 Strikes 

2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.
Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.

I 1 2 1/2 6 

A stupid joke middle schoolers use to get someone to say I want to have sex
Hey! read this

i 1 2 1/2 6

YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX!?! GROSS

I 1 2 1/2 6 

Say.Say faster.
Contemplate life

If you said it means I want to have sex
1)I 1 2 1/2 6

2)oh do you

I 1 2 1/2 6 

Barbara: I 1 2 1/2 6
Charles: ...
I 1 2 1/2 6 by MetalStrawss May 24, 2019
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