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1999-2023 

1999 is the date when this site was made
1999-2023
Person 1: Hey bro did you know the Urban Dictionary was made in 1999
Person 2: NO WAY REALLY!?
1999-2023 by AardvarkShallot November 14, 2023
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

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Why the fuck did you type this
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the greatest thing of all time
if you seriously just typed UrbanDictionaryis writtenby you Define a Word Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request. then i have a question, what is wrong with you???

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When you just become so incredibly bored that you search for the text with a gif on the right side of a definition.
If you ever feel useless, just remember that URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request is a definition.
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