1999 Toyota Corolla 

The best car in existence, at least according to craigslist.

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

1999 Toyota Corolla by Exterminator (not really) October 17, 2019

1999 Toyota Corolla 

Literally god. It is the lord and savior. I sexually identify as one.

I have a 1999 Toyota Corolla. Man 2: *prays*

1999 Toyota Corolla by 1999corolla February 26, 2022

1999 toyota corolla 

the shitiest car in the world that breaks down every time u start it

1999 toyota corolla is trash

1999 toyota corolla by random fuker June 6, 2022