14 Years Old

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The age when clearing browser history and moving your hand up and down (or in and out) are the most common activities. However there isn't anything wrong with them if they wanna do that, it is a natural.

Some Gieser: "These 14 Year Olds need stop wanking off and do something productive with their lives"

Other Bloke: "Fuck up mate when you were 14 years old you probably wanked off every 2 secs and got hard every time you saw a girls skin."

14 Years Old by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

14 Year Old

I am a 14 year old

14 Year Old by ChoKa LoKaq May 2, 2021

14 year old white girl

(NOT ALL 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS ARE TOXIC!)
Usually referring a person who constantly cancels others for stupid reasons.

Man, these 14 year old white girls need to stop cancelling others for no good reason.

14 year old white girl by harristsangyt/yasmin April 18, 2021

horny 14 year old

An average 14 year old boy, who is addicted to masturbation over oral sex.

"Hey dude, you wanna go pitch today?" says Tom.
(Noises are heard from bedroom)
Tom opens door. Sam is sitting there, masturbating over an oral sex picture.
"You are one horny 14 year old."

horny 14 year old by Horny 15 year old December 15, 2008

14 Year Old Boy

A 14 year old boy is an upgraded form of a 13 year old boy. There are many types of 14 year old boys. One example is the "computer" version. This version will usually try to act highly intelligent and usually ends up failing horribly at it. It will act like a complete retard, trying to troll while looking mature at the same time. Another form is the "Gangsta" version. 'Nuff said.

Many of the users on popular sites like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" are of this age. And 15% of the viewers of pornhub are 14 year old boys.

They will also use forced memes at least 100 times a day, and usually use profane vocabulary.

*Adults are talking and make a joke*
14 Year Old Boy: Hahahah! That's classic. *Tries to act like he gets it*
*Adults laugh at him, and he thinks that they aren't*

14 Year Old Boy by rodneyalcala June 24, 2010

14 year old girl

A “14 year old girl” will seek attention by any means possible, like fake depression and nudes. Not all 14 year old girls are like this but most of them are. Be smart, don’t act like a 14 year old girl.

Person: yo I heard Beth turned 14 today
Person 2: she’s gonna be a total 14 year old girl

14 year old girl by Haileyislazy on insta June 20, 2020

14 year old

The pinnacle of all ages a 14-year-old things deeply much as our Lord Jaden Smith. They tweet such beautiful things about the life and I do not understand why I am 14 and this is deep on Reddit does not have any reference in the Bible. 14-year-olds are the most intelligent age of any human.

Guy. I’m 14
Guy 2 14 year old bitch boy kill urself

14 year old by NewYorkAsshole January 14, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026