10 seconds

10 seconds is a general slander at a person/object/action that you cant physically watch for more than ten seconds without laughing

10 seconds that guy fell off his bike

by westkilbride August 17, 2011

10 Seconds

The amount of time it takes Daniel Tosh to blow a load in his boyfriend, Fernando.

Daniel: "It only took me 10 seconds!"
Fernando: "Si, mi vuelta!" (Yes, my turn!)
Daniel: "You better not let me down or I'll go down to the Home Depot and find another hispanic sex slave!"

by El Perrito Grande August 26, 2011

10-second-car

A car that can run a ¼ mi. in 10.999 or less.

The 240sx and the Mustang had a good race because they were both 10-second-car's.

by Balle24Life, Danny-Boi October 9, 2004

10 Second Rule

If a female does not enter within 10 seconds of a porno that is showing naked males it is a gay film but if a female enters the film within ten seconds it is not a gay film. AT ALL!

Hey Bob why are you watching gay porn? Oh its not gay if a female enters the film within 10 seconds. That's the 10 second rule

by rofl and speedy March 20, 2009

10 seconds flat

A term used by bronies when they boast that they can do something fast. It originated from ep. 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when Rainbow Dash stated that she could "Clear all the clouds from the sky in 10 seconds flat"

Hey, I just beat your best time in Mario Cart!" "Meh, I could do it in 10 seconds flat.

by MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW DASH August 7, 2011

10 second car

A car that can complete a quarter mile starting from a standstill in 10 seconds or less

packed with 620 horses, the ferrari 599 gtb fiorano flies by the quarter mile marker making it a 10 second car

by dew2229 May 12, 2009

10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.

That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.

by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010