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1 man 1 hydraulic press 

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed
me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.
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1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.
hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons

1 man 1 horse

A video that has a man getting a horse and shoving the horse's penis in the man's asshole. The man died the next day because the horse's dick was so long that it ripped the man's colon open.
Dude 1- Yo man, we should watch 1 man 1 horse
Dude 2- That's fucked up man, the guy died from that shit!
1 man 1 horse by hoopla_69 October 22, 2013

1 man 1 jar 

One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.

It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.
Person 1: Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?
Person 2: Yes, unforunately

1 man 2 needles 

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.
I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.

1 Man 2 Spoon 

A very disturbing video of a man taking his eye out of his sockets with a spoon.
The man puts the spoon into his eye socket and takes it out.
dude1: Did you heard of 1 Man 2 Spoon
dude2: No
dude1: Search it up
dude2: HOLY CRAP
1 Man 2 Spoon by 8408 :D June 19, 2021

1-man salute 

To FART briskly yet gracefully
To Squeeze gas through the buttocks like the pursing lips on a French Horn
I couldn't hold it in, so I gave the ol' 1-man salute.
1-man salute by Pete The Meat April 28, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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