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roblox stories 

Found on tiktok and yt shorts looks like this
HI I JUST GOT 21893129312793217032170321703217301209321931289389218 ROBUX
Bacon: PLEASE SHARE 593495934 WABUX WITH ME
NO IM LEAVING U
Bacon: WAWAWAAA
Main character enters dumb ahh gc
Hi i just got 21893129312793217032170321703217301209321931289389218 ROBUX WHO WANNA GET SOME
Everyone in gc:

YEAH ME GRAB MEH 59239429B BOBUX MAN LES GOO WE ALL FINNA BE RICH!!!!
bacon: ILL GET REVENGE.
Part 2 coming soon!!!!!! Says dumb ahh preppy narrator

Roblox Stories 

A story made by bunch of 5 year olds
Roblox stories (Part 1)
Noob: Hi bestie
Bacon: Hi noob
Bacon and noob: I want to say something
Noob: You go first
Bacon: I got 3126716713678324624874736285323872378485436278 Million robux
Noob: Oh wow can i say something now?
Bacon: Sure loser
Noob: I made a new friend
Bacon good noob
Bacon: Invite him/her
Noob: Oki
Bacon: BTW imma change my avatar
Noob: Okay than

1137312831893131823789312893712831 Hours later
Cnp: Hi noob and rich baba boy
Slender: Oh hi
Cnp: Wanna date?
Slender:No
Cnp: "*Turns Emo baka queen emotional asian damage*"
Cnp: DATE ME NOWWWWW
Slender: No and noob im leaving you. By loser
Noob: Okay :( Gets inf robux
They died after 95 years :(

Roblox stories 

Cringe stuff kids make without permission to say some innapropriate words
"Wanna watch roblox stories?"

Roblox Bully Stories 

A very emotional story about a ROBLOX noob who gets bullied by some guy, usually made with overused songs, videos like these make 12 year old boys cry about losing their ROBLOX girlfriend.
Example:
Dad: Why you crying so damn loud
12 year old: My roblox girlfriend broke up with me so im watching roblox bully stories on youtube!
Dad: Im putting you up for adoption

Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories" 

A video made using the app CapCut where there are 4 characters in a Roblox group chat, and one of them is either 5 years old or 70 years old.
"Hey man, want to play some Roblox?"
"Sorry I'm to busy watching Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"."

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026