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Coolest most epic person! It’s a compliment to be called that.
“Dude you are so .arkto”
“Thanks”
.arkto by Notmutualsmybeloved June 30, 2021
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arstotzka 

The greatest country in the world. Glory to it.
Much better than Kolechia. Kolechia is bad.
Ivan: "Arstotzka is greatest country!"
Everyone else: "Da!"
arstotzka by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014

arstotzka 

GREATEST COUNTRY
arstotzka by United Fed February 5, 2017

Artorias Syndrome 

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.
Artorias Syndrome by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019

artois'd 

Equivalent to punk'd.

In reference to Robert, Count of Artois who regularly pranked his guests in middle ages France.
*After spraying water up a lady's dress*
Count: Alriiiigght!YEEAAHH!!! Wooooo!Haha! You've been Artois'd!!

Lady: What!?
Count: You've been Artois'd!
Lady: What do you mean???
Count: I mean you've been Artois'd!

Lady: who are you????
artois'd by princeconsort August 15, 2011

Arstotzka 

This sentence was removed by the Arstotzkan government.
Glory to Arstotzka
Arstotzka by thatguyjscon October 16, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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