2 definitions by Jorji Costava

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The greatest country in the world. Glory to it.
Much better than Kolechia. Kolechia is bad.
Ivan: "Arstotzka is greatest country!"
Everyone else: "Da!"
by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014
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The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.
Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."
by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014
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