A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"
"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"
by Dan Patterson October 17, 2005
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A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"
"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"
by Dan Patterson October 17, 2005
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Noun: Anyone I'd Like to Fuck. (sounds like MILF without the "M" pronunciation)
Identifying another person as physically attractive, then stating if the chance presented itself, you would fornicate with them. There is no prerequisite to being an ILF except that you must NOT be a mother, grandmother, or disabled (MILF, GILF, DILF). ILF is limited to those that don't fit under other ILF categories.
"Dude, look at that hot chick over there! She's an ILF"

(As an attractive female walks by, you point and exclaim) "ILF!"

"Ey, lets go to that party, I heard there'll be a grip of ILFs there!"
by Beanjoe October 26, 2006
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Used to define a combination of milfs and dilfs.
OMG, Sarah and John are such ilfs!
by evanpeterssecretsussybaka June 29, 2021
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Letter before it usually is, and stands for:

Milf = mum ild like to fuck
Silf = Sister ild like to fuck
Dilf = dad ild like to fuck
Nilf = Nan ild like to fuck
Gilf = Girlfriend ild like to fuck
Filf = Flid ild like to fuck
Man your mums a MILF!!!!
by SirPagey May 13, 2008
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I'm legitimately fapping. Used in those moments in which you can't hold a conversation with a friend because you are masturbating.
Kyle: yo, did you get that thing I sentcha?
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes
by Sobriquet318 January 14, 2012
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