ilf

Much like a milf, only without children.
by turnerbrown April 19, 2005
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WA

Short for Wife Alert! When you and a friend are IM-ing, and the wife walks in the room, you give the friend a heads up by typing WA, WA, WA!!!
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WA, WA, WA!!!!!
by turnerbrown August 24, 2004
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POMS

POMS is an acronym for "Piss on Myself." Similar to LOL, which is "Laugh out Loud," and ROTF, "rolling on the floor." POMS is a slightly more expressive version.
POMS!!! That joke was hilarious!
by turnerbrown August 28, 2004
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