POMS is an acronym for "Piss on Myself." Similar to LOL, which is "Laugh out Loud," and ROTF, "rolling on the floor." POMS is a slightly more expressive version.
by turnerbrown August 29, 2004
Holy crap, look at that ilf!
by turnerbrown April 20, 2005
Short for Wife Alert! When you and a friend are IM-ing, and the wife walks in the room, you give the friend a heads up by typing WA, WA, WA!!!
by turnerbrown August 25, 2004