Pop Tart

A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.

Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Pop Tart

1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.

Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.

by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015

pop tart

n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.

"I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."

by MC Derf and Andriznles July 31, 2006

Pop Tart

A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.

Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.

What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!

by Justin Kay July 7, 2006

pop tart

a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one)

Mtv is the pop tart channel

by mung the merciless December 10, 2003

Pop Tart

"pop" short for "popular" and "tart" meaning "whore". usually popular slutty girls.

"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2

by raychelisrad December 21, 2008

pop tart

coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.

"pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
Avalon.

by booger November 28, 2003