CockMouthPoopSlide 

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.

John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."

CockMouthPoopSlide by Kyle Christian Is DEAD August 2, 2008

Cockmouthpoopslide 

The epitome of all immature adolescent insults as in vaginabloodfart and anuspussbubble.

I hate you, you're a Cockmouthpoopslide.

Cockmouthpoopslide by jabiferg July 6, 2008

Cockmouthpoopslide 

When someone vomits shite out there mouth because of upsidedown colon

i cockmouthpoopslided all over my car as i was driving

Cockmouthpoopslide by dean reeves July 7, 2008