So now you're using the IPA keyboard for qwertyuiop combinations? REALLY? Well it's a long journey from here pal, this was a mere 1/3
Person 1 (let's name him Mark): "hey john i'm feeling like typing pbtdʈɖcɟkɡqɢmɱʙnrɳɽɲŋɴʀʔɸfθɬsʃʂçxχħhβvðɮzʒʐʝɣʁʕɦwʋɹlɻɭɥjʎɰ"
Person 2: *HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO PRONOUNCE THAT"