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Kiss-ass; a person who does what authority says, and anyone is authority, just to avoid confrontation; pussie; brown-noser, Goodie-tew-shoes, Pussie, Jimmy-Cahtah; reluctant to stand up and defend anyone or anything; flip-side view: reputed best defense attorney, except Jesus, of course
Former US President, Jimmy Carter, is said to have been a (_ϴ_) for stifling US military when Iran seized 52 US embassy staff members as captives during his term in office...."Coach Byer's daughter is a (_ϴ_)...all we were doing was shooting craps to get control of her come-out partie, what'd she narc us out for?"..."Jimmy Carter is a (_ϴ_)...I think we should go over there and bust them up!"
(_ϴ_) by TwelverWoodie July 10, 2011
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̅̅̃̃́θ͋͜͜ ̮̲̄̊Θ̬̙̚˥˧˨ 

An emoticon, resembling an old, tired man.
Ugh! ̅̅̃̃́θ͋͜͜ ̮̲̄̊Θ̬̙̚˥˧˨
Person: hey what movie u wan watch
Guy: -Θ-Θ-
Person: ?
Guy: harry potter
-Θ-Θ- by zlman September 9, 2011
ΘREBLΘ is the famous Hypixel Guild who spam oWo, t bo, uWu and simp

And Gogeta is a extra simp >w<
I can get over how good ΘREBLΘ is.

The person in ΘREBLΘ, Gogeta, is such a simp.
ΘREBLΘ by uWuMichael April 11, 2020

gistsmith [jist-smith] /dʒɪst/smɪθ/ 

1.noun- one specially gifted in the craft of reducing words to their true meaning; a teller of truths.

2.verb- to extract the true meaning from a combination of words when these have been muddled by their author.
Origin: 2009, as a compound of 'gist' and 'smith', gistsmith was introduced into the American lexicon as a result of some people‘s inability to make sense. See entymonline.com for more info on 'gist' and 'smith'.
gistsmith jist-smith /dʒɪst/smɪθ/

1.noun- He is a gistsmith.
2.verb- Sophia gistsmithed her way through the senator's speech like it was nobody's business!

Visit www.thegistsmith.blogspot.com for examples of gistsmithing.

ϵ( 'Θ' )϶ 

Gather round, this word has a sacred meaning

𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒌𝒆𝒚
I am ϵ( 'Θ' )϶
ϵ( 'Θ' )϶ by Thick bitch304 December 26, 2019

Ghohdθke§

This word is from an Alien dialect from the future. It could be translated literally as "GOOD GHODθKE§!". It means "something VERY positive" or "something that makes an individual VERY happy"! This language is extremely cacophenous- using a larger number of consonants, like K's, T's , G's, D's and S's. This results in words that have a much more harsh, gutteral sound. This is due to their unnatural, technology based society and the fact that the the future exists in such a loud plane of existence... The opposite or antonym of this word is (BAD) BHODθ KE''§.
PHAXT SPOTTIX! XIA (GOOD) Ghohdθke§
NUNTER LOOL (BAD) Bhodθke§
Ghohdθke§ by Writewirks June 15, 2018
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