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Someone who goes to a liberal arts college. They will also always join your D and D game as your partys bitch (healer). They will always be giving you "The Look" but then they will find you while you sleep and cuck you, by any means necessary. They also give off the feel that they wear dark purple underwhere, very mystieroes and sexy but also very hard to get, so to anyone lucky enough to see will never say to never lose the privilege to maybe see it again. But at the end of the day they will always be the best choice for a friend. Oh and will always be the bitch to all God like Daniels.
Hmmm I always want to know more about Zofie but I cant get anywhere with here. Hm maybe I can talk to Daniel to get her to open up to me......
zofie by The Pussy Annihilator October 4, 2017
Related Words
zofie • Žofie • Zoie • zofia • zowie • zonie • zories • Zolie • Zolies • Zafied
A kind hearted individual, that accomplished everything effortlessly due to her natural talent of just being better than everyone. She brightens up a room when she walks in, and is the type of person to always go the extra mile for the people she loves. She is beautiful inside and out, and has an enormous knowledge on all things comics. She can argue about superheroes way more than the average comic book nerd! That being said, she will always have your back, and be a supportive friend.
That girl is a Zofie!

OMG, did you see the debate, that nerd got Zofie!
Zofie by PagalBacha November 23, 2021
someone or something thats off its head.
that smell is zofits
zofits by Nahit January 14, 2008
Normally very chill and can take alot of annoyance and pain but when she's really mad you have to beware. She can become your worst nightmare if she is mad at you. She will either like you or hate you. She is very quiet until you get to know her. Once you do you will see how nice, caring, and thoughtful she is. Also she is very silly and weird. She is normally loved by all and wants to be friends with everyone.
Guy 1"She is so nice and fun! "
Guy2"Yea she's zoie."
Guy 1"That makes alot of sense."
Zoie by Katrina Hills May 9, 2017
I died in bedwars??? I'm such a zobie!
Zobie by DualWielded February 23, 2021
Zofia is the greatest girl you’ll ever meet. She will always be there for you when you need it most. She is the most beautiful angel you’ll ever meet and you’ll hope to be her friend forever! You’ll be lucky to get a friend like Zofia cuz she is the sweetest, nicest person you’ll ever meet! If you ever do meet a Zofia cherish her forever cuz girls like her are rare!!
Girl 1: Wow, look at Zofia, I wish I was friend with her! She is like...the nicest ever!
Girl 2: I know right! I spoke to her earlier and she was like....a God!
Zofia by Anony_friends May 30, 2019
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