über boned

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

uberboredomitus

a very rare medical case in which one person is beyound the point of very bored

guy1:hey man i think ive got a bad case of uberboredomitus do u know how to cure me

guy2:yeah man the best way to cure uberboredomitus is just to hang out with ppl so why dont u come on over and play xbox

by brandon ennis January 7, 2009

Überbone

The act of vigorous sexual intercourse, usually after a case of red bull or six lines of the finest speed. Lube is essential.

I Überboned the shit out of that ho!.
Have you got the ky, it's überboning time!.
Excuse me miss, would you be interested in a überbone?.

by Shifter232 September 17, 2014

uberbored

An altogether higher state of boredom. There's being bored, and then there is being uberbored.

Constructed from the words uber, often used as a substitute for 'very' or 'ultimate; and bored, which is what I get Monday to Friday, 9 to 5...

When you are at work and enter a higher state of boredom where anything other than the task at hand seems more appealing.

uberbored.com

by theboss March 30, 2005