Opocorn is the trite, bland, run-of-mill and
ultimately meaningless platitudes and
opinions that
presidential candidates and pundits deliver by weight.
GOP CANDIDATE: We will get America
back on track by creating jobs because liberty...
SPEECHWRITER::
I'm sorry, senator, we're gonna have to supersize that opocorn. How about 'We will bring America back to her true greatness by executing all gays,
Hispanics and Muslims on sight because freedom'?
GOP CANDIDATE: Yeah, that's a much bigger bowl of opocorn.