[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

[turtle waxer] by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

turtle waxer

a guy with a bald head

hey girl look at that turtle waxer

turtle waxer by ms.basick August 9, 2006

turtle waxed 

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

turtle waxed by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

water turtle 

My favorite type of turtle.

Hmm, that's a happy water turtle!

water turtle by Chris Z February 20, 2005

water turtle 

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

water turtle by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

turtle in the water 

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.

Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"

turtle in the water by Young Musky November 17, 2013

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

turtlewaxer by Stylee September 26, 2003