A tonka is a big car. usually a SUV, that is also fast asf, usually powered by a V8-engine and in some cases V10.
Examples of a tonka is the Jeep Trackhawk, Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat and the quintessential Lamborghini Urus (a.k.a Lamb Truck).
The term has been used for a long time but recently got a revival after our lord and saviour YEAT started using it.
Person 1: "I was riding round in my tonka"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you saying?"
Person 1: "I'm quoting Yeat, shut the fuck up you not my twizzy."
the word tonka was originally used for the american toy trucks, around the size of a micro machine maybe a bit larger. the trucks were brightly coloured particular orange and red.
these have been around many years and still amuse children i suppose the equivilant in england is hotwheels.
the toy in the shop was a lil truck made by tonka
the two kids had a tonka truck race
hey hey hey dont hog the tonka truck its my turn to play
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.