[stuck in the middle]

half way to being high or drunk

man 1: i'm stuck in the middle
man 2: one more hit, you'll be set

man 1: i'm stunk in the middle
man 2: take a few more shots and you'll be gone

by Moee420 January 12, 2009

Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024