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Lingling’s Principle 

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.
I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.
Lingling’s Principle by Meh1038 November 29, 2018

lingotingo 

Weird words originated in Philadelphia; UFO's: A tall, Spanish speaking woman born and raised in Reykjovic, Iceland
Oh My god look at that fat lingotingo next to the sushi bar!

Lingoing 

the verb version of lingo, when you use lingo
See pete over there his lingoing so hard using all those dank words

lingling weng 

A chinese person who is very smort and likes to be alone gaming in a room.
lingling weng by yuri tarted September 8, 2020

dinga lingalinga 

A term used to describe Indians.
The need for a new term evolved out of the racial angle of the term "curry boy"

Dinga lingalinga is a reference to Indian music, specifically Punjabi music.
"I saw Chris driving down West-Horndon playing indian music in his car"
"Oh, thats coz he's got a new house-mate, Vinod. That guy is a serious dinga lingalinga"
dinga lingalinga by chackochan October 21, 2019

lingaling 

Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years.

Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie?
Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling.

Also called a "ling ling".
Mother to her little child:
"Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?"
Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..."

So on and so forth...
lingaling by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004