A godlike being that is a deity in videogames, and expert in getting tails, has an IQ of at least 300, a fantastic entertainer, and lover of the arts. Apprecaites the finer things in life and is destined to be a wealthly, sexy, and brillant human who will accomplish much in life. He also has a HUGE "Lincoln Log" (if you know what I mean) and farts that smells like the inside of a bakery.
-New to the area, relatively
-How you say.. trunk is void of all junk
-The boy can dance (see "Zayuuum")
-Other half of his black friend Toemas
-Known for expressing his inner angst through the "trrr" (see Suburban Boys)
-Occasionaly prone to Narcolepsy
-Sweet crib
-Uncle who bears an uncanny resemblance to a popular Country singer.. nice.
-Skimmin fo life, that's riiiight.
-Girls flock to him like fat kids to a cupcake
-Frequently inquires as to what is really good with his companions
-Bascially just the man, we love.
Adoring female fan (one of many): "DJ Jam Jam, what's up?"
Jamie: "Can't."