Definitions by hottie

Australia 

the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.

"yeah! i'm an AUSSIE!! carn the crows!"

Australia by HoTTiE May 15, 2005

sample in a jar 

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

sample in a jar by hottie April 16, 2005

Vermont

Vermont is...
Boring
Cold
Useless
Boring
NOTHING TO DO
No cities
BORING

Im from Vermont, Kill me

Vermont by HOTTIE April 12, 2005

Turdwallis 

Someone who is a total piece of shit. Derived from General Cornwallis, with obvious modification.

Jason: "You know guys, i've decided that I am a communist."
Bob: "Why?"
Jason: "I don't really know, its really good on paper (isn't that what everyone says??)
Bob: "You fucking turdwallis!"

Turdwallis by Hottie March 10, 2005

Mandingo 

A monstrously huge penis, exceeding at least 12 inches in length. Best covered with baggy blue athletic sweats.

Sally: "I am so fucking sore from last night, and i get around... i mean this shouldn't happen."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."

Mandingo by Hottie March 10, 2005

morbi 

--a guy dorky enough to make up a definition for his name saying hes sweet with the ladies

--calling yourself hot, cool, and "sweet with the ladies"

morbi by hottie February 24, 2005

jam jam 

the male genitalia also known as a penis.

Will you show me your jam jam?

jam jam by hottie January 13, 2005