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[canadian custard] 

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
[canadian custard] by JDursse January 3, 2009
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french canadian love custard 

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure
hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty