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Ali is a type of male prostitute from Iran. These specific types of prostitutes do not sleep with humans. Instead they fist camels in the middle of the Dasht-e-Kavir desert for the entertainment of homosexual midget nomads who feast on small children. Rarely, but often does the Ali finish up his extravaganza by putting his head in the camels arse, does a 360 degree turn, lands back on his feet and sends fireworks off in the distance in the shapes of vagina's.
Wow! Did you see that Ali last night? He gets better every time!
[Ali] by Rick Von Shit October 22, 2008
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Ali is the Lion of god
King of Arab.
Hmm what a Powerful lion
+its a Ali
Ali by Era mo ro ge da May 12, 2021
Ali is usually very smart and intelligent but always acts to be stupid Because he wants to be the cool kid around and not the nerd which actually end up affecting his grades in negative way.Ali often thinks about things in a very deep way and sees what other people don’t see in things.he is a very good athlete and especially in soccer.He also loves music especially rap.Ali is a very loyal in a relationship and usually dates very few girls in his life and only dates a girl if he really loves her so if you find a Ali don’t ever let him go.He is also usually not tall and is really insecure about how he looks but he acts tough and is always full of himself in front of people so he could hide his insecurities.Ali is also a very good best friend and has an amazing personality which makes him very lovable and popular. He also has a great sense of humar and is very caring for people that are close to him.he is also very shy when he comes around girls he likes and does often bad decisions and blames himself a lot after the mistakes he makes but when he finally gets comfortable around a girl and that usually takes a lot of time so the girl has to be very passionate and really loves him too then he starts being extremely romantic with her and they end up having an amazing relationship that lasts for a very long time.
You’re lucky you have a ali!
Ali by John smith terry April 23, 2018
Ali is a fabulous magical creature.

The kind of creature that can change your life forever. Mesmerizing and unforgettable.

Ali is a creature that you want to truly and fully connect with. Because it’s by that connection that you will see all the magic and beauty inside of him.

Ali has the power to stop time. To make you stop and see the beauty of the rain. To make you enjoy every second of a song.

He can also alter time. He makes you enter in is own world, a world where past and future don’t exist. A world where you feel at peace. Where nothing else matters but what is happening right now.

Ali creates magic even in the worst circumstances. He transforms violence into love. Pain into compassion. Sourness into sweetness. Sounds into colours. Cries into laughter. Nightmares into beautiful dreams. And beautiful dreams into reality.

Ali has demons in is mind and in his body. They make him suffer. Maybe because they want to get his wonderful magic for themselves. But he never lets the demons inside of him steal his magic. He is always magical.

If you have an Ali in your life, be grateful. It’s one of the most magical and beautiful creatures you will ever meet. Remind him every day how special he is. Love him. Care for him. You will never meet any creature that will touch your soul so deeply.
Thank you for all the magic you bring in my life, my dear Ali.
Ali by Marguerite13 April 30, 2019
A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that your ali wont ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your ali absolutely anything. Your ali should only be YOUR ali if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose.
1: "Am i your ali?"
2:"no, only ali is my ali" ;)
Ali by ScotiaB.X July 5, 2008
Ali,is a kind hearted,talented,adorable,tough,feisty,sporty, flawless, and loves to eat but you can’t tell &much more. She is always there to protect her friends even if it costs her more of her friends. She is always either happy sad or mad she always has a felling, she may not seem smart at first but if you get to know her she is book and street smart. She’s always down to have a good time with her friends,she is super cheerful and loves to work out and is a major animal lover you really need an ali in your life and if you have one thank them!
Omg my friends is just like an “ali”!
Ali by Me2bro November 12, 2017
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