[Swifty] 

1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."

2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.

"Hey dude, you remember Mark right?"

"Yea?"

"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."

"Like a Swifty!"

[Swifty] by The swifty November 4, 2008

Swifty 

Where you jerk a guy off and then give him a Razer Naga.

Guy 1: Got Swifty'd by some dude the other day, now I can play WoW better with my new Razer Naga.

Swifty by Donderblitz December 28, 2014

Swifty 

A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.

Shut up, I'm a swifty.

Swifty by lolIDEK October 25, 2010

Swifty 

One of the most awesome people on all of Youtube. He is awesome at video games, he is a role model to thousands of the people that subscribe to him. He has great friends and a good sense of humor. Overall, a great guy.

"Hey Will! Did you see Swifty's new 1 shot macro?" "Yea! He was able to crit that guy for 100k!"

Swifty by Jim Downey October 10, 2011

Swifty 

A remarkably amazing person, who is very very cool.

Look at her, she's definately a swifty cause she's hanging out with Mike

Swifty by Mike Groves December 17, 2008

swifty 

A single beer that is drank in between activities. Can develop into a session if the mood is right, and the drinkers have suitable kung fu money.

"Want to go down the Fishermans for a swifty?"
"Yeah yeah, you know"

swifty by Sharp-y August 27, 2005

Swifty 

Catching a blowie after a T-Swift concert from a middle aged abnormally obsessed Taylor Swift fan.

I got a “swifty” from that recently divorced mom after the Taylor Swift concert last night.

Swifty by Dwilliams212 May 29, 2023