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Dumbledore

The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against Gellert fucking Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.
Dumbledore by Tom M Riddle May 4, 2011

dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogswarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Full Name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

He is made of awesome and a homosexual.

Just ask JK Rowling, she said so.
I wish I was as awesome as Dumbledore.
dumbledore by AModernMyth July 20, 2008

dumbledore

Dumbledore is the ex-headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the only one who Voldemort ever feared. He is around 150 years old, and is the most powerful wizard in the world at this time. He has worked at hogwarts from before 1945-1996. He can speak many languages, and is known for finding the 12th use of dragons blood. He is friends with an ancient alchemist, Nicholas Flamel, rumored to be the creator of the "Philosopher's Stone" which can turn any metal into pure gold, and can create the elixer of life, which will render the drinker immortal for a specific amount of time. He has been asked to be the minister of magic many times, but he enjoys his life at hogwarts too immensely to even consider that.

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Age: over 150 years
siblings: only one that we know of, Aberforth Dumbledore, who has been prosecuted for performing illegal charms on a goat.
Marital Status: Single as far as we know, but many fans wish that Minerva Mcgonagall is his wife.
Deathdate: june 29th 1996
"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." ~Albus Dumbledore, HP&TCOS
dumbledore by aalikane April 19, 2006

dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.
Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!
dumbledore by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

Dumbledore

A biased bitch who only cares about the Gryffindors.
Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!
Dumbledore by The Slytherin Queen February 12, 2019

Dumbledore

AN ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HARRY IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD WHICH IN NO WAY IS ACCEPTABLE
Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?

Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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