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An app which is a chat for gamers. They caused Skype and Teamspeak to go extinct. Most communities are nice. They are gaming related, anime related, book related, or from anything else on the internet.

There are also sketchy channels that do porn, drug deals, pedophilia, and conspiracy. Just don't go on those channels or you most likely see something you wish you didn't.
Discord: Omae wa moi shindeiru!

Skype and Teamspeak: NANI?!
Discord by TheExtremeEvoker August 12, 2018
Discord is a proprietary freeware VoIP application and digital distribution platform designed for video gaming communities, that specializes in text, image, video and audio communication between users in a chat channel. Discord runs on Windows, macOS, Android, iOS, Linux, and in web browsers
"Ay yo wanna talk on discord"
Discord by obamalizardman December 27, 2018
An online platform where you can chat with random strangers, people spent 100$ On Discord Nitros wich is sad.

Also don't fell in love with someone you met on discord.
Juju: Hey, I fell in love with a Discord E-girl
Jojo: Bro don't trust me
Juju: You jealous? no shit you are
Jojo: No bro trust me don't

*1 week later*

Juju: Bro my whole family got evicted because I maxed their credit card for my Discord E-girl who cheated on me 1 week after.
Jojo: Told you bro, told you
discord by SUSSY MAN XD XD July 14, 2021
The fucking best voice and text client in the world.
U on Discord tonight bro?
Discord by Nevexo February 15, 2017
Discord is an app for you if you want to lose all your friendships and sit online and talk to strangers who become your friends all day and night.
Well, I just lost my best friend to Discord.
But hey, now I have some strangers that I can talk to!
Discord by lol ben_nintendo November 10, 2020
A platform which allows people to communicate using both text and voice chat. Users can create their own community servers for free.
"Hey did you meet Bob the other day on that discord server?"
"Who uses teamspeak anyway, it's all about discord now!"
Discord by TheRealFatAlbert June 8, 2017
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