An Asian guy who is extremely talented, smart, caring, and unique. Someone who can make you laugh for no reason at all. He is the kind of guy you go to sleep smiling because of. A Chao is the kind of guy you want to see the world and do everything with, who you want to hug and never let go. A Chao makes you kind of want to believe in happiness again.
The absolute Chinese or Japonese God. If you meet a god, no matter what his name is Chao + something. If you ever meet a Chao, praise him or else mass destruction shall fall above Earth
"Wow, you look like a Greek God! *gasps wait, is your name Chao?"
"Yes, mortal."
"Do you require anything?"
"No, mortal."
Chao is a name given to any insane imaginary character created by bored teenagers who have nothing better to do. They usually take the form of a human being.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).