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Benjamin 

A word used to describe the best guy you could ever meet. He has kind, Russet eyes, a sweet spirit, and an endearing personality. He loves music, writes songs, and in every way is perfect. Any girl lucky enough to find a Benjamin should never let him go......
When he says he loves you, your heart skips a beat.

He’s devoted to the Lord.
He’s respectful, thoughtful, and sincere.
Good sense of humor/quick wit
Natural at improv.
Supportive and caring.
Have you met Benjamin?

Yes, he’s awesome!!!
Benjamin by MaryRussell98 February 13, 2018
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Benjamin 

An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.

"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"

"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
Benjamin by Ain't NO Forgazi October 15, 2011

Benjamin 

A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
Benjamin,Intriguing, kind-hearted, genuine
Benjamin by yogaprincess February 6, 2010

Benjamin 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall fit person who loves sports a lot. Never fails to make you laugh and knows how to have a good time. If you know a Benjamin you are one of the most luckiest people on earth. He would never intend to hurt you in any way. He is also absolutely gorgeous and perfect in every way!
Benjamin by youwishjellyfish001 January 2, 2012

Benjamin 

The sort of guy everyone wants to know. Seems unkind at first, but once you get to know him he'll be a great friend. Benjamins have a cheeky sense of humour and are never scared of anything.
"I wish my friend was as Benjamin as him"
"That dude is such a Benjamin!"
Benjamin by LOL ud fan star January 7, 2012

Benjamin 

Ben is a slay queen. Ben is a total beast at gaming and that beast is also released in the bed. Ben is a great guy to be around, with a perfect sense of humour. His hair is like a shaggy mountain goat on a snowy mountain. His ears are lavished upon Corey's tongue. Ben is just the bogan you always wanted
Tejas: Corey was that a sick game last night or what
Corey: Nah ben ruined it all
Tejas: What are you talking about, Benjamin is the goat
Benjamin by Daniel5tookenham September 14, 2020

Benjamin 

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.
Benjamin by Kiiwi February 24, 2009
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High School Liquid 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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