@blueberrybagel
did you hear about the super famous person @blueberrybagel?
yeah, so sad they tragically lost their three cannon lives 😞
yeah, so sad they tragically lost their three cannon lives 😞
@blueberrybagel by jillybeann July 8, 2021
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blueberrybagel
Blueberrybagel is and epic Twitch steamer, Tiktokker, and YouTuber
She hasn’t received enough recognition for her awesomeness but she does have a group (read: cult) of extraordinary people who are willing to drop anything for their Lord and Savior Blue.
Blue has died and been resurrected several times putting her between Jesus and God. Below I shall provide a ritual instructions in case you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to summon or resurrect Blue.
What you want to do is grab a bunch of blueberry bagels and 4 candles. Places one cancel on each cardinal point around the blueberry bagel.
If you must resurrect Blue just send a picture of said bagel ritual to the Discord.
She hasn’t received enough recognition for her awesomeness but she does have a group (read: cult) of extraordinary people who are willing to drop anything for their Lord and Savior Blue.
Blue has died and been resurrected several times putting her between Jesus and God. Below I shall provide a ritual instructions in case you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to summon or resurrect Blue.
What you want to do is grab a bunch of blueberry bagels and 4 candles. Places one cancel on each cardinal point around the blueberry bagel.
If you must resurrect Blue just send a picture of said bagel ritual to the Discord.
Ritual incantation to summon blueberrybagel:
“My Lord and Savior Blue, shall appear out of the blue to provide assistance in my time of need”
“My Lord and Savior Blue, shall appear out of the blue to provide assistance in my time of need”
blueberrybagel by Yiké: Just don’t do that July 9, 2021
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Guy 1- " Hey want a drink of this "Five Hour Energy" drink?"
Guy 2- " No DUDE! that shit taste like BlueBerryBallsack!"
Guy 1- " No way! *takes a drink* HOLY SHIT!!! YOUR RIGHT!
Guy 2- " Told you so bitch" * Slaps his bitch in the face, because she forgot to make him a sandwich*"
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Guy 1- " No way! *takes a drink* HOLY SHIT!!! YOUR RIGHT!
Guy 2- " Told you so bitch" * Slaps his bitch in the face, because she forgot to make him a sandwich*"
Woman- *Goes back to her home AKA kitchen.
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