/tj
When you purposely misgender someone, usually misgendering a transphobe, and you don’t want to receive any consequences.
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Someone with an amazing appearance, with a heart of gold, sweet as can be forgiving nature, whos sparkle, and whos smile lights up a room, something that leaves you in pain and wonder reminding you of pure and utter perfection and someone who will fukk u up...
Tj by laklakalanaj December 6, 2014
TJ is a bad ass person. TJ does NOT mean small junk, Tijuana nor thief. TJ is probably the coolest down-to-earth person you will ever have the privilege to befriend! Always making people laugh and down for a good time. With his great personality, charm and skills, TJ pulls the hottest girls around.
Not only is TJ notorious for the best woman in town, TJ also has the best dank bud and more friends than anyone could ask for!
Not only is TJ notorious for the best woman in town, TJ also has the best dank bud and more friends than anyone could ask for!
1 "Look at that guy....he has 4 chicks all over him"
-"yeah it's probably TJ"
2 "I can smell some strong ass weed somewhere"
-"it's TJ".
-"yeah it's probably TJ"
2 "I can smell some strong ass weed somewhere"
-"it's TJ".
TJ by thrasherpower February 4, 2010
TJ by Ben Wesolowski March 4, 2017
Probably the greatest guy you'll ever meet. His brown hair is perfect and is cloudy blue eyes are like a crashing waterfall and he gives you the funniest awkward faces. He's really caring and is always there when you need him the most. He's really same and nice and alot of people think he's weird because he follows the beat of his own drum... But he's not. He's the greatest guy and I don't know what I would ever do without him. He would be the greatest best friend you could ever have...
TJ by Averageguy11 June 7, 2012
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