*shot* 

A tag used by board users when they say something stupid.

Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you! *shot*

*shot* by dj gs68 July 16, 2003

/shot 

/shot is Internet slang for iliterally being shot by someone. It is most often used jokingly, after saying something stupid, troll-like, or anything else worth being shot over.

I love starting flame wars all over the Internet /shot
Spamming your inbox with countless links is my hobby /shot
I TYPE IN CAPS LOCK JUST TO PISS YOU OFF /SHOT (or) /shot
Needs more desu! /shot

/shot by crazymuffin7 March 22, 2011

shot 

A small amount of an alcoholic beverege typically above 80 proof. Served in a small glass known as a tumbler. Variety of mixed shots; whisky is the most common straight shot in America.

shot by Shoes July 15, 2003

shot 

Definition 1:
When someone is so messed up or burnt out that they can no longer funtion normally.
Definition 2:
When something is old or breaks and no longer functions correctly.

Example 1:
guy #1: Dude, you're SHOT!
guy #2: Yeah I am. I've been smooling all day and finished an ounce.
Example 2:
"Chuck that, it's shot."

shot by llamatits February 5, 2005

Shot 

1.) An alcoholic beverage in a tiny glass.

2.) Shotgun, to get the front seat in a car.

3.) To take a shot at someone.

4.) To describe something that no longer works.

5.) Someone who is drunk.

6.) To say thank you.

7.) To be wounded by a gun.

Ex.1) "Hey bartender, could I get another round of shots over here?"

Ex.2) "I call shot gun!"

Ex.3) "You're so ugly" *shot*

Ex.4) "Man, my brakes are shot!"

Ex.5) "Man, jeff is really shot."

Ex.6) "Shot for the fun evening!"

Ex.7) "AHH! Guys! I'm shot, get an ambulance!!"

Shot by OMFGallthenamesaretaken June 27, 2009

Shot 

To thank someone for something they have done. A word often used by South African youths.

"Shot for the good times we've had"
"Shot for coming to my party dude"
"That was a really cool present, shot"

Shot by emzvanz August 17, 2006

shot 

A chance; opportunity.

Gotta blow yo shot!

shot by Fangsta March 18, 2003